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SPECIAL NOTICE FOR "ESQUIRES" OF THE STRIP-MALL VARIETAS:
"Stultus quoque si tacuerit sapiens putabitur et si compresserit labia sua intellegens."
(Even a fool, when he holdeth his peace, is counted wise: and he that shutteth his lips is esteemed a man of understanding.)
If you arrived here with a JD from a school located next to a Rafferty's... understand this:
Scienti et volenti non fit iniuria.
"To one who knows and wills, no harm is done."
You were warned. Your Latin is as thin as your cases.
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